Recommendations for the new pork tagline
07.02
Heard about it on NPR and then On the Button: pork wants a shiny new tagline. Without further ado, some (mostly joke) ideas.
Pork:
- Brought to you by the makers of bacon
- Carnitas? More like carneato!
- Don’t hog the pork
- Don’t stick your snout up at it
- Favorite of the Chinese, your soon-to-be overlords
- Finally, something that doesn’t taste like chicken
- Got a beef with beef? Think chicken’s for chickens? Try pork.
- If you’re not eating pork, the terrorists have already won
- It’s actually red meat. Gotcha!
- It’s cracklin’!
- It’s in the can
- It’s got chops
- It’s time for America to bring home the bacon
- It’s what pork rinds are made of
- Jews can’t eat it. Muslims can’t eat it. Someone’s gotta!
- Makin’ bacon
- Now available in smoked flavor
- Oink it up!
- Pig out
- Probably an ingredient in SPAM
- Red, white and true
- So sweet. And yet so sour.
- Solving the mystery in “mystery meat”
- Swine and dine yourself (Wine and swine yourself?)
- Ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres (Pulp Fiction reference)
- That ain’t kosher
- That’ll do
- The red, white and good-to-chew meat
- This little piggy is delicious
- What’s one less pig?
- What’s the matter? Chicken?
- You can’t spell “spork” without pork
Got ideas?
[Thanks to Mom for originally pointing out this story.]
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